Boston Confidential

Just a novice runner unhealthily obsessed with the shiny future and trying to collect as many T-shirts as possible

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Who knew that Strippers had such an impact on the Superbowl?

There are just so many things I love about this. I don't know where to start.

I hope that the Panthers are in the muthafun' house like you read about! Cashing their paychecks in $5 bills, pumping huge amounts of pesos into the coffers of Houston's finer "Gentleman's Clubs" and signing autographs at the local police precincts.

This article goes a long way in explaining why Fox Sports, ESPN and CBS commentators thought that the Pats didn't have what it takes to get to the Superbowl: Lack of Criminal Records. We are just a bunch of goody-two-shoes compared to the line snortin', weapon carrying, and prostitute lovin' members of those other LOSING teams.

As an aside, if a picture of Tom Brady getting a lapdance from a nubile 19 year old stripper ever surfaces, I'll be crushed.



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